Andy Jackson Redneck of the Year

Goose-stepped across the Planet Rugby forum chanting right-wing ultra-nationalist extremism and narrow-minded, bloodthirsty warmongering with comrades, even marched back through the annals of time to exonerate the British Empire of all its crimes and lay these squarely on the shoulders of the colonials themselves. But the clincher had to be the dismissal of views on the basis of Argentine location and the presumption his own views on Victorian rugby were superior even to those of the State union in question - because he had taken a holiday there! With the sniggering spite of the hostile, salivating toddler when disagreed with; unrivalled in his performance as a heinous, gloating yellow-toothed, snarly-faced skinhead, convinced in his own superior pedigree; a denial of his own deep-seated sense of insecurity. Most memorable line: "All heil the uninspired and one-dimensional bore, stuffy, dry, vociferous and snidey, educated in the patriotic lies of tribal ego gratification and trained in the arts of deceit and immorality."
Honourable mention, but no cigar, must be extended to "We Won So Anyone who Criticised Us in 98 is a Prejudiced Know-nuffink" star, in his role as fellow British right-wing ultra-nationalists and armchair warmonger, Richard Pembroke.

Such works portray the hypocrisies and oppressions that are so intertwined with their nationality and history; the demand to be admired yet the contempt of all others; the ironic portrayal of themselves as heroes and all others as villains despite all of the evil their nation has and does perpetrate. The very traits their own great writers have ridiculed - great writers they proudly claim as their own but whose scathing critiques of British society they so vehemently deny when put to them by others. Hypcorites, morons, would-be dictatators and, most of all, cowards. Think as they do or suffer the consequences.